Greg Behrendt Quotes
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Gregory Behrendt and Greg Behrendt's Wake Up Call.
“You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don't need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.”
Rating 4.40 em 5(10 Votes)
Rating 4.58 em 5(12 Votes)
“We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you”
Rating 4.46 em 5(13 Votes)
“Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?”
Rating 4.36 em 5(14 Votes)
“It's an odd thing to think about, but try imagining that your breakup is a disease. If you were told that you had a serious yet curable disease, would you go get hammered on a regular basis? Eat two bags of Oreos? Chain-smoke, pop, pills, get stoned, or fuck around? NO YOU WOULDN'T. You would take great care of yourself and cut all the unhealthy things out of your life. Because you love yourself, and even if you don't right now, WE DO. So put the (insert vice here) and start moving on.”
Rating 4.67 em 5(6 Votes)
“...you are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.”
Rating 4.50 em 5(12 Votes)
“Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.”
Rating 4.56 em 5(16 Votes)